We said we weren’t a race shop. We said we don’t care about podiums. And yet… here we are again, launching Season 2 of the Rigid Bike Classic — a completely unserious, totally free, bragging-rights-only series of dirt-based chaos.

If you missed Season 1, congrats on having healthy boundaries. If you were there, you already know: it was dusty, rowdy, and somehow both competitive and not at all competitive. This year? Same vibe, new dates, slightly more organized (but not too organized).

We’re kicking things off on February 15th with a Short Track Race — perfect for folks who like to pedal in circles while pretending they’re not trying that hard. 

Official Schedule of events!

No entry fees. No timing chips. Just vibes, heckling, and maybe a trophy made out of zip ties. The final event includes a BBQ, a swap meet, and some very official awards based on criteria we’ll probably make up the night before.

Details will be posted on Discord, because that’s where all our best ideas go to live and/or die.

So bring your rigid bike, your best trash talk, and your willingness to pretend this isn’t competitive. Season 2 is coming — and it’s going to be gloriously unserious.